-Patrick Bateman, American Psycho
This was by far one of my favorite scenes out of every single book I have ever read, and even topped favorite scenes out of movies I have seen. I was reading this whole scene while getting my nails done and I kept losing my shit. And this line. Oh this line.
“Unlike some of her meaner friends, who kept warning her, she believed there was a deep good side of him and she was always patient for it. What else could she be?”
—Lorrie Moore, Bark
Went to brunch.
Did some laundry.
Went to the driving range.
Getting a manicure.
Adulthood makes up for being extremely terrifying by being pretty cool sometimes.
I had a dream that my boss responded to an email with “I can’t say I’m all that impressed with you” and CC’d my manager, her boss, managers I meet with weekly, and blind CC’d god knows who else. I was mortified! I was pretty relieved when I woke up.
AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING
after desperately creating an illusion to help him believe his penis was somehow bigger all of a sudden, what surprises me most is that he’s actually someone’s boyfriend
relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead
once CJ commissions I just might try this…